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How to have sex
- Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
- Girl: yeh sure
- Girl: that's not my belly button
- Boy: that's not my finger
Anonymous asked: Take a selfie and Photoshop me in pancakes
lol just a quick one, but i’m pretty sure you’ve already seen this photo.
Anonymous asked: Take me to New York
i went my freshman year of highschool to march in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade! we stayed for 5 days and it was wonderfullllll. i want to go back to new york so badly!!
Anonymous asked: Was I in your apocalypse dream??
no, i didn’t see any giant, floating, grey heads with kick-ass sunglasses. nah lol. there was a giant rainbow colored siphonophor falling from the sky tho!